Set to the tune of "Brave and Crazy" by Melissa Etheridge.

 

Lost and Crazy

 

If I could have my way
I’d be sleeping on an island

In a cave with a friend not too far from Jin

If I could have my way

I’d be huntin’ the polar bears

At least I would be tryin’

There’d be no denyin’ I was Lost and crazy

If I could have my way

I wouldn’t be waiting, hating, Kate-ing

Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh,

Tell me what am I gonna do

About Boone?

 

If bunnies were rampant

My pencil would fly

I’d have my boar and eat it

With papaya on the side

Sawyer’d never want for money

Jack’d never want for friends

Charlie wouldn’t make excuses for the shape that he’s in

Shaking and crazy

Before I saw this show

I was in control of my soul on the whole

Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh,

Tell me what am I gonna do

About Boone?

 

Sayid’s cool as a rule

He wouldn’t play nobody’s fool

But he’s dating Shannon

Sawyer’s made in his shades

The ones with tacky frames

That even I’d shun

 

If I could have my way

I’d watch it right now

Pretend I’m not home, not answer the phone

Work can wait a couple hours

This desire’s too much

It’s rented out my brain

Forming theories for next season

Drving me insane

Baby, that’s crazy

So I beg, plead, won’t you tell me please

Tell me what am I gonna do

About Boone?

What am I gonna do?

About… about Boone.

Yeah, what am I gonna do?